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"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/25/2017 at 21:11 • Filed to: None

The TRUE best video game franchises:

1) Halo

2) The Sims

3) Half-Life

4) Forza Horizon

5) Super Mario (The 3D platformers only)

6) Forza Motorsport

7) Portal

8) Spraying WD-40 in an open wound

9) Legend of Zelda

DISCUSSION (46)

OPPOsaurus WRX > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:15

GTA is da best

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:15

1) lol no
2) no
3) more like NO-life.
4) feh
5) (here’s what I think of your qualifier - NO)
6) hef
7) i got yer portal right here
8) ouch
9) k

BorkBorkBjork > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:16

Super Mario (The 3D platformers only)

What?

Sure, 64 was great, but 2D Mario is the best Mario.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/25/2017 at 21:17

Well you’re a lobster.

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:17

10) brake clean in an open wound

11) Call of Duty

S65 > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:18

But

Kinja'd!!!

TheHondaBro > BorkBorkBjork
02/25/2017 at 21:18

64 is one of the best video games ever made.

Sunshine has its own charming appeal.

Both Galaxy games are pretty good (Yes I like the first one sue me)

The new Super Mario World is pretty good as well.

TheHondaBro > OPPOsaurus WRX
02/25/2017 at 21:18

Meh, gets boring too quickly.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:19

Racist

Matt Nichelson > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:19

Still Mass Effect, still no GoW. I am disappoint.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/25/2017 at 21:19

TheHondaBro > S65
02/25/2017 at 21:19

Dusty Ventures > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:20

Your list doesn’t include Mass Effect and is therefore invalid

TheHondaBro > Matt Nichelson
02/25/2017 at 21:20

Gears of War is chunky and it has no gears.

TheHondaBro > Dusty Ventures
02/25/2017 at 21:21

Ain’t got time for a derivative space game.

Viggen > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:21

*Looks at list*

You’re list is lacking Metal Gear Solid. As such, it is incorrect.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:22

HUMAN

BorkBorkBjork > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:22

You don’t know Mario until you’ve spent 15 hours beating the Lost Levels (the REAL Super Mario Brothers 2).

CB > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:22

But where’s Resident Evil?

TheHondaBro > Viggen
02/25/2017 at 21:23

There isn’t enough time in the universe to explain the plot of a Konami game.

TheHondaBro > CB
02/25/2017 at 21:24

In the hole where I’ve also put Fatal Frame.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:25

Kinja'd!!!

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/25/2017 at 21:27

CRAB

TheHondaBro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/25/2017 at 21:28

At least I’m #BestOppo

Matt Nichelson > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:28

It was built as a shoot from cover style game though, so it’s going to feel a bit clunky to those who aren’t used to that.

S65 > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:30

Kinja'd!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:31

Too far

Dusty Ventures > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:33

Have you even played the game? I admit some bits are repetitive (as is always the case in role players), and the ending is bullshit, but it has some of the best storyline, script writing, and character development ever to grace the screen in any medium. Also, something the nerd in me really loves, is that they took the effort to make the voices of each alien species unique and distinctive. You can hear any line from any character, be them one of the main charaters or a random nameless extra chatting in a hallway, and without looking you can identify their species, even though they’re all speaking English (or whatever language you have your XBox set to). That level of depth is rare in space-based sci-fi universes, be they movie, tv, or game.

Also this:

And this:

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/25/2017 at 21:33

A lot of very smart people tell me Arch Duke is bigly mod.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:36

Shit. I forgot to put sims at No. 9

Viggen > TheHondaBro
02/25/2017 at 21:36

Metal Gear Solid is easy to explain:

Messed up interpretations of a legendary soldier’s dream result in a clandestine war between led by two former friends. One side gains control and soon controls the world through AIs and war. The only way to end this is through the inferior clone of the greatest student to the legendary soldier.

TheHondaBro > Dusty Ventures
02/25/2017 at 21:40

I tried it once. Couldn’t get into it.

Also this: